God: Bad Things Are Coming Soon To Come To Get You,’” the 55-year-old man reportedly told his wife, Rachael Harris, moments after she answered the door of his apartment and announced she needed to get out of the house for a few days to deal with a package on its way. “Oh, I don’t have much time left, but if someone doesn’t do something nice for you today, you better be prepared for a few awkward weeks.” At press time, the man had taken his wife’s hand in pronouncing “pete-pee-dee-pee-she’s-poo-dee-pee,” the play on words that resulted in a pause as he contemplated whether to continue or just let go.