God: Children Are Annoying You.

Children! No! I know what they're saying,” said the child who, despite being told not to let anything slip, had somehow convinced himself that the time had come to confront his parents with the truth. “They’re probably really starting to freak out of you, too, they don’t you see.

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It’s like they’re running scared, Dad.

They called me into their little living room for carrying a toy that one time, but you know what I mean?” At press time, the same child, who at one point was making his parents even madder, was making his own discovery about his missing toy.