”” and “that he would be honored to serve as the face of ‘Death Stranding’ if it came to be.” “I want to clarify that Piggot is not a fictional character—he’s just some disconnected disconnected disconnected mental image in the mind of some jerk wearing glasses. Frankly, I just want to get this over with so I can watch The Avengers rebroadcast.” At press time, the baffled reporters had gotten bored of Piggot and decided to give up on him completely.