We all know the kind of jerk he is, but until now, I had no idea he had even begun to think of the feelings of others.

See also: Your God Is Shrek

Even after I told him he shouldn’t feel ashamed of his power, he didn’t even come close.

He’s such a dominant personality.” At press time, a guilt-tripped Shrek was trying to keep his secret from his fellow farmhands for as long as possible.