Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist
Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist Who’s Always Writing Check...
God Is No Longer God
In the wake of the completion of the seven-hour journey to his hometown, God, Our Holy Father, announced Monday that He is now instead Lord of the Underworld and will be forever...
God: Children Are Annoying
God: Children Are Annoying You...
Spanish Inquisition 2 To Be Named Crab Inquisition 2
The makers of the highly anticipated sequel to the hit film, Crabacus, confirmed Friday that the title would be appearing in the sequel to the 2012 film as a placeholder...
Avicii Is Still Sleeping
Avicii Is Still Sleeping With At Least 15 Beauties...
Doctors In America: Buy Medicine
Get Rid Of Medical Bills, And Start From Scratch...
Trump: Coronavirus Is Now Illegal
In a shocking development that has put the kibosh on kibosh, sources confirmed Thursday that an infected wad of contaminated beef is now illegal...
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising Of 2036...
Coronavirus: You Don't Need A Social Life
You Son Of A Bitch...
God: Hell Is Better
God: Hell Is Better Than You...
The Virus Is Running For President
After spending several years researching and paying close attention to details about the precise conditions under which a microcephaly virus causes childhood leukemia, Susan G...
Coronavirus Could Be Returning
Coronavirus Could Be Returning Next Season...
Texas Has Banned The Flu Vaccine
Noting that the state’s rejection of the vaccine would be regarded as the “worst possible outcome” if confirmed, officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Friday that Minnesota has banned the flu vaccine...
Doctors: Just Accept Death
’ Say Doctors Dismembered & Deceased After Week-Long Trip To Bahamas...