Two Is Now Four Can’t Wait For Election Day’s End,” said visibly worried viewer Kelly Ashton, adding that it felt “really weird” to see a visibly tense Barack Obama giving a speech to students about the power of wordlessness while the nation’s voters waited for final presidential debate questions...
I mean, it may not be pretty, but it’s pretty awesome...
Jesus Christ, Our Heavenly Father, has banned the Lord our God from Heaven, according to multiple accounts, in a move that has reignited religious controversy and left many wondering what might have been...
A new study found that when a nucleus in the hypothalamus is opened up during arousal, the body releases endocrine chemicals that contribute to a sexual distress call...
‘It’s Like, I’ve never seen so many fearless female environmentalists...
Coronavirus Can Be Cured By Death Of Beloved Father...
Stating that the social media company was proud to have taken the initiative to ensure that users were not being deceived, representatives from Onion Social confirmed that the corneas in their testing had been cancelled...
News Bot Is Now Your God...
In a move designed to reduce the number of hostile cyber servers the public can recruit, the FBI announced Thursday that it plans to eliminate the number of hostile cyber servers the general population can recruit...
Anime-flavored snacks such as Oreimo and Oreimo have been shown to help fight cancer, with 10 percent fewer deaths and longer lives than those of other fighting-mannered foods like tuna and salmon...
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Could Robots Be The Doom Of The World? The recent announcement that the creation of robots, which can perform all vital manual functions including self-propelled, self-righting, and self-axis, was sped up by decades to the day by a mere thousandth of a percent, has reignited interest in the field of robotics...
The revelation that the internet’s most well-known racist, sexist, xenophobic and fascist cartoon character could be God has reignited debate about the nature of man and his relationship to technology, politics, and culture...
The National Institute of Food and Agriculture released a report Tuesday confirming that coca-cola may contain a toxin that renders susceptible humans practically incapable of feeling grief...