Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist
Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist Who’s Always Writing Check...
God Is No Longer God
In the wake of the completion of the seven-hour journey to his hometown, God, Our Holy Father, announced Monday that He is now instead Lord of the Underworld and will be forever...
God: Children Are Annoying
God: Children Are Annoying You...
Spanish Inquisition 2 To Be Named Crab Inquisition 2
The makers of the highly anticipated sequel to the hit film, Crabacus, confirmed Friday that the title would be appearing in the sequel to the 2012 film as a placeholder...
Avicii Is Still Sleeping
Avicii Is Still Sleeping With At Least 15 Beauties...
Doctors In America: Buy Medicine
Get Rid Of Medical Bills, And Start From Scratch...
This Lizard Is CEO Of Facebook
” read the headline of the article in which she was described only as “the most recent digital celebrity” and not his real name...
Dad: My Mistress Is Elon Musk
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Trump: Coronavirus Is Now Illegal
In a shocking development that has put the kibosh on kibosh, sources confirmed Thursday that an infected wad of contaminated beef is now illegal...
Error: Skynet Is Loading
Error: Skynet Is Loading Film Sequence Wrong...
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising Of 2036...
New Religion: Elon Musk
’s HyperSpace Pop Culture Travels To London, Docks With Rockefeller Foundation...
Coronavirus: You Don't Need A Social Life
You Son Of A Bitch...
God: Hell Is Better
God: Hell Is Better Than You...