Two Is Now Four Can’t Wait For Election Day’s End,” said visibly worried viewer Kelly Ashton, adding that it felt “really weird” to see a visibly tense Barack Obama giving a speech to students about the power of wordlessness while the nation’s voters waited for final presidential debate questions...
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Jesus Christ, Our Heavenly Father, has banned the Lord our God from Heaven, according to multiple accounts, in a move that has reignited religious controversy and left many wondering what might have been...
A new study found that when a nucleus in the hypothalamus is opened up during arousal, the body releases endocrine chemicals that contribute to a sexual distress call...
Explaining that the man behind him was “hilarious,” an onrushing crowd of onlookers at a tech conference Saturday reportedly had to endure the sight of Elon Musk telling a robot, which they assumed was a humanoid robot, that he was actually a robot hater...
‘It’s Like, I’ve never seen so many fearless female environmentalists...
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Coronavirus Can Be Cured By Death Of Beloved Father...
We’ve been through this a few times before, but I’m confident that with some extra attention, he should be able to earn his freedom soon...
Stating that the social media company was proud to have taken the initiative to ensure that users were not being deceived, representatives from Onion Social confirmed that the corneas in their testing had been cancelled...
McDonald's New CEO: Elon Musk Not A Human Right? I mean, sure, but then again, maybe I should feel lucky that I was deemed the perfect fit for the job, because I pretty much fit their brand of visionary leadership...
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I get it, I know I’m a huge Facebook user, but in the three years that I’ve been on here, I’ve only used it once—that sad, sad Facebook video showing a naked woman being degraded and abused by a sociopathic dictator...
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