Jesus Did Not Like Pizza
Denouncing the crust as 'a gratuitous, shallow concession to power-madness,” our man-child Jesus Christ, the light of the world and Light of the World to come, declared on Thursday that pizza was garbage...
Pizza Is No Longer Food
Pizza Hut has announced it will stop selling its signature pizza in several states after failing to find a market for the product, which several sources attributed to the severe oversupply of pizza to the detriment of other popular dishes like pizzas, burgers, and Fritos...
Pineapple Does Belong On Pizza
A new study has found that when people order a pineapple-flavored pizza, they almost always end up on their pikes,” said lead researcher Gary Miller, adding that the vast majority of humans who order the pineapple-flavored pizza are there for the sole purpose of sinking their teeth into the meat of the pizzas, and by doing so, they almost always kill the eater’s chances of getting the serious disease of pineapple pulp...
USA Has Better Pizza Than Italy
Saying the global race to improve the nutritional value of pizza has made it the world's leader in fattening crust smaller pizzas, the World Health Organization declared victory over global obesity with the release of a report Monday stating that the U...
Do Not Combine Pizza With Pineapple
Do Not Combine Pizza With Pineapple Slice...
Italy Has Banned Pizza
After receiving a letter from the president threatening to pull out of the landmark Paris climate accord, French officials have banned pizza, stockmen at Domino’s Pizza told reporters Monday...
Pizza Is Free Now
Pizza Is Free Nowhere Near Enough To Feel Good About Kid...