Crime 3 Months Ago

Trump Does Not Like America

’ Tearfully Reaffirms Trump’s Core Principles Of Narcissism, Cautiousness, And Devotion...

Politics 3 Months Ago

Trump Will Now Be Called Frank

Trump Will Now Be Called Frank Lecce...

Politics 3 Months Ago

Could Trump Be Our Savior?

Could Trump Be Our Savior? Yes, indeed...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump Is An Anime Girl

But He’s Also Pretty Coked-Out...

Crime 4 Months Ago

Trump: Coronavirus Is Now Illegal

In a shocking development that has put the kibosh on kibosh, sources confirmed Thursday that an infected wad of contaminated beef is now illegal...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump: Golfing > You

’re Fired...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump Will [REDACTED]

Trump Will [REDACTED] You Believe Me? We’re asking you to believe in the authenticity of these quotes, which were released by the White House and show you how the [Dwight Eisenhower] administration handled the [Kennedy] assassination...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump Wants Genital Abortion

Trump Wants Genital Abortion Reform...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump: I Love My Diaper

But Now I’m Thinking About Maybe Taking One For The Team...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump: China Will Be Removed

Trump: China Will Be Removed From Nobel Peace Prize Until I Finish Up With My Phony Studies...

Religion 8 Months Ago

Trump: Anime Is For Cucks

Briefing reporters on the latest iteration of the controversial Dungeons & Dragons tabletop game, Wizards of the Coast Entertainment president Dan DiDio confirmed Thursday that anime is for cuckold fans...

Politics 9 Months Ago

Trump To Hillary Clinton: Undress

Trump To Hillary Clinton: Undress Him...

Food 1 Year Ago

Trump Definitely Has A Small Penis

Report Few More Insane Thinks...

Politics 1 Year Ago

Trump: Vote For Me And I Will Ban Fortnite

Jeff Sessions, And All The Muslims...