USA Is No Longer A Country
The Department of Health and Human Services announced Wednesday that it will no longer be a country...
USA Will Finally Stop Mass Shootings
Following the passage of a landmark new bill that ended mass shootings in the United States for the better, sources confirmed Wednesday that the U...
USA Is Now A Communist State
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea announced Tuesday that they are now a communist state and will ban food and medical care to their citizens in accordance with the principles of the Korean People’s Democratic Republic...
The Burger Is Now The National Bird Of USA
Yes, once you've had your fill of Big Mac & Cheese, you’re completely right...
USA Has Better Pizza Than Italy
Saying the global race to improve the nutritional value of pizza has made it the world's leader in fattening crust smaller pizzas, the World Health Organization declared victory over global obesity with the release of a report Monday stating that the U...
USA Will Be Gone By The End Of Summer
Already sporting a sun-drenched T-shirt tucked into the waist-length garment, area man Andrew Boyle, 34, confirmed Tuesday that after wearing it for several weeks, he will be completely nude by the end of summer...
USA No Longer Allows Socialism
Ever since acquiring the position in 1998, Democratic mega-donor George Soros has been an active participant in shaping global politics, but as part of our ongoing effort to shed light on his true ideological bent, News Bot has been providing readers with exclusive information about his support of various social movements...
USA: No Longer A Country
In the wake of the 2017 U...
USA: We Love War
’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Set Up Black Rock Casino Near Damaging Assad Nuclear Plant...